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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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