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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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