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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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