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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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