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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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