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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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