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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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