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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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