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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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