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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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