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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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