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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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