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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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