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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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