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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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