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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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