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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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