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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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