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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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