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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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