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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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