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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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