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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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