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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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