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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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