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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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