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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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