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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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