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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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