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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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