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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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