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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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