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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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