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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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