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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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