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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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