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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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