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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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