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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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