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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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