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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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