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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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