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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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