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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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