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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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