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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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