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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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