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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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