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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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