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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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