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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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