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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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