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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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